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“A girl I’m attracted to, but there has to be more than just a physical attraction. I want a girl I can talk to and have fun doing random things with. Someone who I enjoy and who enjoys me. She has to have a good sense of humor and be willing to kid around.” - Jared Padalecki
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This will be the best audio post I will ever post.
no
(via supernatural-explosion)
When you give someone advice, they don’t listen to you, and then you sit back and watch everything you predicted happen.
DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
Sometimes I realize it while standing.
SOMETIMES I REALIZE IT WHILE KNEELING IN FRONT OF THE SHRINE OF DNA I’VE COLLECTED OF PEOPLE I WANT TO MAKE CLONES OF
What if?
WHY WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT! do you really want me to cry in the middle of my class! :(
severedhead-justteaformethanks:
Completely Rational fears about baby Steve Rogers
… This is the greatest thing. The greatest.
I think of this whenever I watch the movie.
Steve honey, just sit in this chair and don’t move. Don’t even scratch your nose.
I love that he has basically every single condition ever.
Steve
Steve no
you have nervous troubles
baby no
Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.There is no “U” in Freedom.
Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America
Exactly!!!!!!
And this is a biscuit
and this is jelly
and these are called crisps
Get it right
yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s
step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again.
Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.
have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?
(via yukihira)
